Madigan’s Pubcast

Episode 104: Zombie Ice, Doggy Parton, & Another Fake Heiress

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Michelob Ultra Organic Citrus Seltzer, and reviews her recent NFL Fantasy Football Draft, taking Tom Brady in the first round. She gives an overview of her Labor Day holiday weekend, which included having her parents and sister’s family visit from Missouri. “GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Marzetti Dill Veggie Dip, Keoghs Crinkle Cut Guinness & Grilled Steak potato chips, and Walkers Prawn Cocktail chips. THE QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen reports that Queen Cher has been live tweeting during the US Open tennis, and Queen Dolly Parton has released a new line of dog apparel called “Doggy Parton.”UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on the Anna Delvey saga as Rachel Williams sues Netflix, Zuckerberg’s Metaverse dies, and Larry Ellison’s firm blocks public Hawaiian beach access.“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the a Sauropod ribcage during a home renovation in Portugal, the fossil of a dog-sized dinosaur in Argentina proves that it had an armored back, and Roman ruins reappear in a European riverbed.FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles about the impact of “Zombie Ice” in Greenland, McDonald’s brings a hit twist to the iconic Big Mac, the launch of “Overture” supersonic flights, a fake Heiress is discovered at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago, and a man paddles 38 miles down the Missouri River in a pumpkin.SEE KATHLEEN LIVE: See Kathleen live > kathleenmadigan.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 103: Six Flags Daycare, Chinese Weather Rods, & The Start of The Mississippi River

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Pilsner beer from Bemidji Brewing. She shares details of her weekend trip to her friend's cabin in Minnesota, visiting the headwaters of the Mississippi River in Itasca State Park, pike fishing, and consuming as much delicious beer as possible.“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Lay’s Smooth Ranch Dip, Ruffles Spicy Dill Pickle Chips, and Lay’s Cheetos Cheese Flavored Potato Chips, which combines two of her favorite snack foods. THE QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen reports that Queen Stevie Nicks has announced a Halloween concert in Huntsville, AL.UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on the latest baseball card to set a record at auction and the Brinks heist in California. “HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of dinosaur prints in Texas’ Dinosaur Valley State Park, a Nazi warship is found in the drought-ladened Danube River, and a drought-hit dam reveals a Spanish Stonehenge. FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles about the “Man of the Hole,” a Missouri school district is reinstating spanking with parental approval, Hungary fires its top 2 weather officials over an incorrect weather forecast, Six Flags CEO realizes that their theme parks are being used as daycare and the Chinese are seeding clouds to prevent drought.SEE KATHLEEN LIVE: See Kathleen live > kathleenmadigan.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 102: The Legend of The Boss, The Tasmanian Tiger Returns, & Velveeta Stages A Comeback

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Powder Hound Blonde Ale from The Grizzly Paw Brewing Company in Alberta. She shares details of her recent trip to Banff National Park in Canada and shares the legend of The Boss, a 700-pound Grizzly bear living in the park. “GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Ranch dressing from The Keg Steakhouse in Canada, Old Dutch All-Dressed Krinkle Cut Ridgies, and Dick Duff’s Organic Canadian jerky. THE QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen has no new Queen news to report.UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on Freya the Norwegian walrus, WeWork Adam Neumann’s new project, Taco Bell reinstates the Mexican Pizza to their permanent menu, and Starbucks locations reopen in Russia as Stars coffee.“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of an enormous prehistoric megatooth shark in South Carolina, and a rare 400-year old German trade ship is found completely preserved in the Baltic Sea. FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles about Germany’s Rhine River drying up, scientists work to “de-extinct” the Tasmanian Tiger, United Airlines invests in flying taxis, Velveeta cheese stages a comeback, a study shows people lie on average 4 times per day, and we learn the difference between bison and buffalo. SEE KATHLEEN LIVE: See Kathleen live on her “Do You Have Any Ranch?” Tour. Tickets available at kathleenmadigan.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 101: Killer Hot Dogs, Dolly’s Monster Roller Coaster, & The KGB Discovered In Texas

Kathleen opens the show drinking an Afternoon Dillight Hard Pickle Seltzer from Crook & Marker, which she loves. “GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Dot’s Homestyle Baked Cheese Curls, Good & Gather Organic Ranch Dressing, & Hostess Glazed Twinkie Bouncers. THE QUEEN’S COURT: In Queen news, Kathleen updates that Queen Dolly Parton is unveiling her new mega rollercoaster in her Dollywood theme park. UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update Jeff Bezos’ megayacht leaving its Dutch harbor, and the STL McCloskey’s pardon.“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the remains of twelve German Hessian Soldiers in New Jersey, and a mysterious metallic orb that fell from the sky has been located in Mexico. FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on Nevada’s move to eliminate natural grass, Casper hires “professional sleepers,” two KGB agents disguised as regular “American’s” are found in Texas, Miami devises a new solution for their homeless population, a Brink’s armored trailer is robbed of over $100M in assets in California, Domino’s Pizza exits the Italian market, and Kathleen reviews the Top 5 Foods that could shorten your life. WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “The First Lady” on Showtime.SEE KATHLEEN LIVE: See Kathleen live on her “Do You Have Any Ranch?” Tour. Tickets available at kathleenmadigan.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 100: Legal Noodling, An Evil Gold Watch & Selling Vegas’s Volcano

Kathleen opens the show drinking a White Claw Natural Lime seltzer, which she finds “awesomely refreshing.” She blows out the candles on her 100th Episode cake and reviews her weekend at The Mirage Casino, which is her favorite place to stay and gamble in Vegas. She pledges her love and loyalty to the Mirage staff, as well as the iconic volcano. “GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Toffee Crunch Oreo’s, Lesser Evil Himalayan Gold and “No Cheese Cheesiness” Popcorn, and STL’s Maull’s BBQ Sauce. THE QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen gives updates on the Queens: Queen Dolly Parton has received a “Friend of Education” award from the NEA,UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on Shakira’s tax issues.“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the Roman-era Luna coin, and a giant “Dwarf Crocodile” species is discovered in East Africa.FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on the sport of Noodling becoming legalized in Louisiana, Best Buy begins testing a new mini ‘digital-first’ store, Hitler’s gold watch sells at auction, the mystery of the Somerton Man is solved, a man is arrested in Australia over undeclared McDonald’s breakfast items in his luggage, a few US towns offer incentives for remote workers to relocate to their zip code, the Rio Grande dries up for the 1st time since 1983, a 105-mile long Saudi city is planned, and as a massive baseball fan Kathleen reviews FAQ’s on Minor League Baseball including approx. salaries of players per tier. WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “The First Lady” on Showtime.SEE KATHLEEN LIVE: See Kathleen live on her “Do You Have Any Ranch?” Tour. Tickets available at kathleenmadigan.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 99: Confirming the Loch Ness Monster, Suing Skittles, & The Invention of Buffalo Wings

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Mich Ultra Citrus Seltzer, celebrating Episode 99 of the Pubcast talking about German pop singer Nena and her iconic song “99 Red Balloons.” She then moves on to share details of her fun night in Nashville watching her fellow Last Comic Standing alum Corey Holcomb perform. “GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Original Bitchin’ Sauce, Legal Sea Foods Malt Vinegar Aioli from Stonewall Kitchen, and Snyder’s Hot Buffalo Pretzels. THE QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen gives updates on the Queens: Queen Stevie Nicks has released her Fall 2022 Tour dates, and Queen Tanya is releasing her new documentary “The Return of Tanya Tucker.”UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on Zuckerberg’s distain of his unproductive workers & JetBlue finally buys Spirit Airlines.“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the massive 170-carat pink Lulo Rose diamond in Angola, Mormon founder Joseph Smith’s photo is discovered, and a 100,000 year old dinosaur fossil is discovered outside of a restaurant in China. FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on a 1,300 lb Norwegian walrus sinking harbor boats, KFC tests new chicken nuggets, a man loses $181M in Bitcoin in a dumpster, social media explodes when the Choco Taco is discontinued, the Loch Ness Monster’s existence is validated when a fossil is found in Morocco, a man sues Skittles, the record heat wave of 1934, and Teressa Belissimo’s invention of Buffalo Wings. WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “The First Lady” on Showtime, and “The Most Hated Man on the Internet” on Netflix. SEE KATHLEEN LIVE: See Kathleen live on her “Do You Have Any Ranch?” Tour. Tickets available at kathleenmadigan.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 98: Iraq’s Lost Royal City, Chinese Magic Mirrors, & A Hidden Faberge Egg

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Topo Chico Exotic Pineapple Hard Seltzer, which is her favorite flavor so far. “GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Target’s Market Pantry Ranch Dressing, which she absolutely loves because she thinks it’s fantastically basic. She moves on to sample Lay’s Poppables Southwest Ranch Potato Snacks, which she thinks take away from the crispy joy of a regular Lay’s chip and don’t really taste like Ranch. She finishes her tasting with Golden Grahams S'Mores Remix, which she likes especially since it’s too hot outside for her to host a campfire and make real S’Mores.THE QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen gives updates on the Queens: Queen Stevie Nicks is the hero in a new comic included in the “Female Force” series from TidalWave Comics and has just announced new Fall 2022 Tour dates and Tanya Tucker is extremely busy on her summer tour.UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on the North Carolina missing Zebra cobra owner, WeWork’s Adam Neumann’s new business venture, and Netflix users continue to bail on their subscriptions. FABERGE EGG FOUND ON YACHT: In maintaining her obsession with Russian oligarch yachts, Kathleen reads an article about an extremely rare Faberge egg that was recently seized on an impounded Russian superyacht owned by Suleiman Kerimov.“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of an ancient fortress in Iraq that may be a lost royal city, and a Chinese Magic Mirror in the basement of the Cincinnati Art Museum.KILLER MONKEYS: Kathleen is horrified reading yet another article detailing an incident in India where an infant was hurled off the roof of a 3-story house by a monkey. The country has seen a significant increase in the number of attacks on people by monkey gangs. MCDONALD’S vs DAIRY QUEEN SIGN WARS: Kathleen laughs reading the antics involved in a “sign war” in the Missouri city of Marshfield, where the local McDonald’s and Dairy Queen started a roast of each other’s restaurants on their marquees. BEACH BALL SAVES MAN’S LIFE: Kathleen reads an article about a tourist in Greece who was pulled out to sea by strong currents, and after a number of hours passed, he was declared lost at sea. The man was saved when a child's deflating beach ball floated towards him, which he used as a buoy until his rescue. SOUTH CAROLINA’S ALEX MURDAUGH DENIED BOND: Kathleen has been obsessed with the details in the story of the Murdaugh Murders which takes place in South Carolina. She’s thrilled to read that Alex Murdaugh has been denied bond after allegations of misappropriate funds, and recommends that everyone absolutely subscribe to and listen in on her friend and journalist Mandy Matney’s podcast “The Murdaugh Murders” wherever you get podcasts. WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “McMillion$” on HBO Max.SEE KATHLEEN LIVE: See Kathleen live on her “Do You Have Any Ranch?” Tour. Tickets available at kathleenmadigan.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 97: A Bigfoot Noodling Murder, Secret Polar Bears, & Celebrating Bomb Pops

Kathleen opens the show drinking a State Park Blonde Ale from Tennessee Brew Works in Nashville.“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Extra Toasty Cheez-It crackers, which she loves. She moves on to taste Brianna’s Classic Buttermilk Ranch, which she likes but thinks it’s very tangy and would recommend using it as a dip. She finishes her tasting with Old El Paso Zesty Ranch Sauce, which she thinks is a strange color and feels as though it would ruin a good taco. THE QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen gives updates on the Queens: Tanya is on fire touring all summer, and Queen Dolly just expanded her Imagination Library into Maine. UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on Boris Becker’s imprisonment, Alex Murdaugh is finally disbarred as he awaits murder charges in South Carolina, and jailed Alabama prisoner Casey White is indicted on a murder charge for the shooting death of Vicky White. “HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a double-sided Van Gogh painting, and a secret population of polar bears is found living in an impossible habitat in Greenland. BIGFOOT NOODLING MURDER: Kathleen is amused reading the details in an article where an Oklahoma noodler says Bigfoot made him kill his fishing partner. Listen to Kathleen’s opinions on Noodling in her bit from her Bothering Jesus special on Netflix. STARBUCKS TO CLOSE DOWNTOWN STORES IN “WOKE” CITIES: Kathleen reads an announcement from Starbucks where the chain will permanently close 16 of its stores across the US after staff are accosted by customers high on drugs. The cities impacted generally have high homeless populations, and recently leaked footage of CEO Howard Schultz revealed the coffee-chain executive blaming local “woke” elected officials for an environment in which it’s too hostile to operate stores. TOURIST FALLS INTO MOUNT VESUVIUS: In continuing with her love of stupid tourist stories, Kathleen is amused reading an article about an American who had to be rescued on Mount Vesuvius near Naples after he apparently slipped into the Italian volcano's crater while trying to recover his fallen cellphone after attempting to take a selfie in a WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GAP?” Kathleen reads an article about the history of The Gap store, and the rise and fall of the iconic brand as their latest CEO steps down in an effort to reorganize and move towards profitability. TOP CITY TO TRAVEL & TRAVEL + WORK REMOTELY IN: Kathleen laughs reading that Kansas City has been named the best city in the world to work during the day and explore after hours without having to use too much of your PTO time, according to a recent analysis from Icelandair.DOUBLE DECKER AIRLINE SEATS: Kathleen scoffs reading an article outlining the latest concept in air travel that she believes will make Economy class even more uncomfortable: the Chaise Longue Economy Seat Project, which envisages a dual-level seat cabin with each row alternating between on-floor seating, and seats elevated a few feet above the ground. WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “The Girl From Plainville” on Hulu.SEE KATHLEEN LIVE: See Kathleen live on her “Do You Have Any Ranch?” Tour. Tickets available at kathleenmadigan.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 96: Venice’s Cover Charge, Giant Snails, & Bulgaria’s Crypto Queen Vanishes

Kathleen opens the show drinking one of John Elway’s Eight elite light lager, which she thinks is delicious and compares to a “crisp” Miller Lite. She gives a review of the Rod Stewart/ Cheap Trick concert at the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, SO excited to see her BFF Daxx Nielsen play live and open the show. Rod allowed her to relive her childhood concert at St. Louis’s Checkerdome when he kicked soccer balls out to the crowd to close the night. “GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Herdez Avocado Hot Sauce, which she absolutely loves and recommends adding to anything. She moves on to taste Velveeta Queso Blanco, which she thinks would be a Midwest delight if melted as a dip. She moves on to New York’s Dinosaur BBQ Sensuous Slathering Sauce, which she likes as it’s a great mix of vinegar and sweetness. UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on Sunny Balwani’s sentencing over his Theranos fraud, Elon Musk’s deal to buy Twitter, Britney Spears’ Ex-Manager’s involvement in her conservatorship case is exposed, and Mark Zuckerberg’s Novi crypto wallet folds.“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about a new dinosaur species that had tiny arms much like a T-Rex, and as Lake Mead’s water level continues to drop a WWII Higgin’s Landing Craft is discovered.GIANT AFRICAN SNAILS ATTACK FLORIDA: Kathleen laughs at the thought of her mom finding the subject her next article in her Sarasota back yard. The Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services confirmed the detection of giant African land snails which can carry rat lungworm (the parasite known to cause meningitis.) 1ST FEMALE NHL AGM ANNOUNCED: Kathleen is thrilled to read the announcement of the hiring of Kate Madigan (no immediate relation) by the New Jersey Devils. An avid hockey fan, Kathleen recommends following @_katemadigan on Twitter. 109 LIVE ANIMALS FOUND IN THAI LUGGAGE: Kathleen is horrified to read an article advising that 2 women were arrested at Bangkok's Airport and accused of smuggling after 109 live animals were found in their luggageVENICE IMPLEMENTS TOURIST ENTRY FEE: Kathleen has always wanted to visit Venice, and won’t be deterred by an announcement that beginning January 2023, the city is implementing a 10 Euro fee to enter the city as a tourist. TEXAS YOGA FUGITIVE CAUGHT IN COSTA RICA: Kathleen is amazed reading about how a Texas yoga teacher who was charged in the killing of her romantic rival was able to elude arrest for 43 days after selling her Jeep for more than $12,000, using someone else’s passport to fly to Costa Rica, changing her appearance and blending in with the locals at a beachside hostel.BULGARIAN CRYPTOQUEEN FRAUDSTER VANISHES: Kathleen can’t believe the details in involved in the disappearance of Crypto fraudster Ruza Ignatova, who is believed to be hiding out on a private superyacht and 4 billion euros. The creator of OneCoin crypto has been placed as the only woman currently on the FBI's top 10 most wanted list. HALLMARK CHANNEL’S CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Kathleen laughs reading an announcement from the Hallmark Channel that they are celebrating #ChristmasInJuly, releasing a new Christmas holiday-themed movie every Saturday during the month of July. Kathleen is a fan of their holiday movies, and when pushed admits to being excited to give the new ritual a try during the extreme summer heat. WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “The Girl From Plainville” on Hulu.SEE KATHLEEN LIVE: See Kathleen live on her “Do You Have Any Ranch?” Tour. Tickets available at kathleenmadigan.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 95: A Mayonnaise Murder, Lake Mead’s Ghost Town, & A Night On Dolly’s Tour Bus

Kathleen opens the show drinking an Old Bay bloody Mary with a Success For Breakfast IPA from Broadway Brewery and reviews her 4th of July weekend activities in Nashville. “GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Tabasco Jalapeno Mesquite BBQ Sauce, which she thinks is waaaay too sweet. She moves on to taste Kettle Brand Farmstand Ranch potato chips, which she finds not very “Ranch-like” but probably fantastic dipped in Ranch dip. She finishes her tasting with Gus’s Pretzels Monterey Jack Con Queso Dip from STL, which she absolutely loves and recommends pouring on anything. A NIGHT ON DOLLY’S TOUR BUS: Kathleen is delighted to read that Dolly Parton has donated her 1986 tour bus to Dollywood's DreamMore Resort and Spa, allowing fans to book a min 2 night stay as part of the “Suite 1986 Tour Bus Experience.” The price is approx.$10K, and all proceeds have been directed to Dolly’s Imagination Library foundation. UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on the dismantling of the Rotterdam bridge to release Jeff Bezos’ new superyacht, the “Fake Hitler” capitol rioter is convicted, another Bison incident in Yellowstone, and Elon begins cracking down on Tesla’s return-to-work procrastinators.“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the Mormon ghost town that has appeared in Lake Mead after a significant drop in the lake’s water level, and divers pulled a marble head of Hercules from a 2,000-Year-Old Shipwreck in Greece.SUBWAY MAYONNAISE MURDER: Kathleen can’t believe the actions leading to a Subway restaurant employee in Atlanta getting shot and killed recently after a customer got upset after too much mayo was added to his sandwich. TACO BELL’S LATEST MASH-UP: Kathleen laughs reading an announcement from Taco Bell about their latest partnership; this time with Cheez-It. The chain is releasing tostadas and Crunchwraps made with gigantic Cheez-Its in a few locations across the US for a limited time. Kathleen maintains that Cheez-Its and Goldfish crackers should be left alone, and tells all Termites to “protect the Cheez-Its.”US GOV’T REQUESTS REMOVAL OF TIKTOK: Kathleen laughs out loud reading an article advising that the Federal Communications Commission has asked Apple and Google to remove TikTok from their app stores over China-related data security concerns. She laughs musing about the revolution that “the children” would start if this action was taken. RICHEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED: Kathleen introduces us to Mansa Musa, the fourteenth-century leader of the Mali Empire and the richest person who has ever lived.WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “Candy” on Hulu.SEE KATHLEEN LIVE: See Kathleen live on her “Do You Have Any Ranch?” Tour. Tickets available at kathleenmadigan.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.